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1st Demotivational Poster


TAGS: 1st grade proverbs
Rating: 4.82/5

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Laevian - May 23, 2012, 12:47 pm
good one, faith restorer :)))
Zealot - July 9, 2010, 2:28 pm
first grades say the darnedest things
freddyfoxtrot - July 9, 2010, 1:25 pm
Nice! 5 horses i don't know how to lead to water for this one
Chef - July 9, 2010, 12:58 pm
HA!!! Thanks Airman, needed a chuckle... 5 L in crayon!
Faceplant31 - July 9, 2010, 12:57 pm


TAGS: canada july 1st geography americans
Rating: 4.25/5

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Oiler - January 29, 2013, 11:19 am
Anyone on this site that gets offended by a poster, they full well deserve to be offended. As far as countries go, we are so similar in language and lifestyles, to make fun of one, it is like making fun of ourselves.
crankyhead - July 3, 2012, 7:37 pm
Seriously, Shrek, WTF man?
steve1961 - July 2, 2012, 8:44 pm
It's gibberish but I think he was talking anti-american talk...he was definitely an odd duck that one...
rerun - July 2, 2012, 8:42 pm

He may or may not be able to see his hoo-hoo, however he has at least two weeks free time to look for it.
SteveFurlong - July 2, 2012, 8:30 pm
I'll bet shrek is big, fat, and stupid looking, and has no visible hoo-hoo.
Airman - July 2, 2012, 6:38 pm
I think I'll PM a wav file to Shrek. Yankee Doodle Dandy ought to make him feel a bit better.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 2, 2012, 6:17 pm
d*** shrek. You're making us look bad. I bet you're from Alberta.
Airman - July 2, 2012, 6:11 pm
Shrek.. the poster makes fun of America, not Canada.. jeez
shrek1970 - July 2, 2012, 6:02 pm
You Arrogant ****sucker!
shrek1970 - July 2, 2012, 6:01 pm
And for many Canadians we are forced to live through another 4th of July. Which means you f***tards have'nt been wiped out yet. But the good news is? Your ****hole of a ****ry is Broke and only getting broker! So it's just a matter of time for you...
steve1961 - July 2, 2012, 5:21 am
Their sense of geography may be suspect but you'll never meet better neighbors and friends.
Bolverk37782 - July 2, 2012, 5:06 am
Typical Americans-- No sense of Geography!!! LOL
steve1961 - July 1, 2012, 7:54 pm
Thanks to both you and both of you have a great Canada Day :)
steve1961 - July 1, 2012, 7:54 pm
Thanks to both you and both of you have a great Canada Day :)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 1, 2012, 4:16 pm
Nice one Steve 5L
MissPriss - July 1, 2012, 2:58 pm
A giamungous 5L Steve cuz 1 I'm a Canuck eh 2) it's too true and 3) just BAHAHA!

12/21/2012 -

TAGS: 2012 appocalypse december 21st
Rating: 4.62/5

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maoworks2 - October 8, 2012, 7:43 am
Acceptance. Welcome Back.
WTFO - October 8, 2012, 2:30 am
I thought nobody cared because the Mayan calendar ended before, so they started it over again.
Reality Lord - October 7, 2012, 8:48 pm

dec 21 is the solstice. mayan calendar ends dec 23. THAT'S why no one cares about 12-21-2012. ....and hey...welcome back.
the1stCOMMI3 - October 7, 2012, 7:00 pm
for the time being ;D
motinet - October 7, 2012, 6:26 pm

Holy moly he's baaaaaaaaaack.....

1st Date Epic Fail -

21st Century Weather -

OOMPA-LOOMPAS... - They're what's for dinner. -Vermicious Knid-


TAGS: 101st airborne bastogne belgium wwii
Rating: 4.73/5

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Marlfox - December 24, 2010, 5:28 pm
I noticed that too.
crankyhead - December 24, 2010, 3:02 pm
last night, for a few hours, everyone was a moderator. you could approve and reject posters at will, you could even ban people if you felt like it. I'm sure that it'll get corrected soon Space. =)
TheTrashHeap - December 24, 2010, 2:29 pm
Banned from voting?
spacedog - December 24, 2010, 2:04 pm
Nice poster Airman. I'd give it 5L but I'm banned from voting. Very good though.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 24, 2010, 9:44 am
Because I'm amsome, and my mother makes better spaghetti and meatballs than your mother does.
rerun - December 24, 2010, 9:42 am

now that the glitch has been addressed & fixed, how is that Mooooooooooo is still a mod?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 24, 2010, 9:20 am
All hail Mr.M....King of the Internet!!!!
livegrape - December 24, 2010, 9:18 am
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 24, 2010, 8:53 am
We are aware of the problem and are taking steps to correct it. Thank you for your concern.
bendarulz - December 24, 2010, 8:50 am
Someone might want to check the system.All the voter I.P.addresses are showing up underneath the ph**o's.
Cloudchaser - December 24, 2010, 12:23 am
Now I'm thinking of the Sabaton song Uprising
AdmiralAckbar - December 23, 2010, 11:07 pm
agdaniele - December 23, 2010, 9:49 pm
GySgt1811 - December 23, 2010, 1:48 pm
Good one Airman. I think the best present was when the clouds finally broke and Santa rode in on the Thunderbolts. 5 P-47's


TAGS: 1st air cav nam
Rating: 4.68/5

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IllicoPresto - March 6, 2011, 6:01 pm
Well, the words for the poster are part of an editorial by Reasoner called "Why Helicopter Pilots are Different." As an old Jolly Green pilot, the words are near and dear to my heart.
stenusmc - December 11, 2010, 9:43 am
Agree Gunny - we never got on one that wasn't leaking hydraulic oil...
GySgt1811 - December 10, 2010, 11:01 am
Tut Tut, Illy, you seem to have forgotten your meds this morning. Remember, the Prosac should be taken with a little food.
Ed-Hyde - December 10, 2010, 7:07 am
vouches for GySgt, I work on a marine base and have heard the exact same thing from several Marines. "It's okay if they smoke a little bit, when they stop smoking, you know you are about to crash."
IllicoPresto - December 10, 2010, 2:15 am
Thank you, Harry Reasoner.
GySgt1811 - December 9, 2010, 10:28 pm
PS. A leaky transmission on a Marine helo is a good thing; at least ya know its got fluid in it!
GySgt1811 - December 9, 2010, 10:26 pm
Airman, don't they just sorta beat the air into submission? 'Course, the first thing a Marine does when he sees a helicopter fly by is to make a wish. 5 Jeezus pins.


THIS IS TURBO - When she takes off, she always lays down rubber.

TAGS: weiner dog october 1st
Rating: 3.42/5

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CANADA - January 31, 2010, 10:25 pm
thats sweet! 5L
Sean - October 2, 2009, 1:15 am
Sweet poster, man. I love it.


TAGS: lowe s tank america freespeach 1stamendment
Rating: 4.73/5

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Rebellion777 - August 23, 2012, 12:29 pm
Or let's blow **** up together...either way" little known ending to the quote 5/5
Airman - December 15, 2011, 7:04 pm
Reality Lord - December 15, 2011, 5:44 pm

i lol'd...5 when i do :)

MY FIRST CAR - Was prepared for me by a real pro!

WHO WAS IT - that said you can't buy friendship?

Mankind's Greatest Achievement -

TAGS: our greatest achievement of the 21st century is the fact that we exist at all
Rating: 4.72/5

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MissPriss - September 13, 2013, 3:44 pm
Precisely! (A more evilish grin with a hint of gettin' lucky look in the eyes)
lgvernon - September 13, 2013, 2:47 pm

Yeah--but everybody knows they can:t fight. (Evil grin)
MissPriss - September 13, 2013, 1:12 pm
You certainly are awful...you forgot the 2 boy toys that I have on studded collars and leashes...geez lg's get with the program girl...hehe!
MissPriss - September 13, 2013, 1:11 pm
Thank you Ugs!
lgvernon - September 13, 2013, 12:59 pm

The Manitoban Marvel sounds like a professional wrestler. I can see it now: Rinestone wristlets, matching mask. Satin unitard~~all pink with black lettering~~in script. Course that ahrdly matters. Pro wrestling fans don't read, do they...I'm awful!~
ughomer - September 13, 2013, 7:44 am
Yet another Manitoban Marvel, Pwissy. 5L for this!
MissPriss - September 12, 2013, 11:18 pm
How true...wonder which achievement will finally be our last. Thanks for the 5L vulture.
vulture - September 12, 2013, 4:52 pm
I'd agree with that. I was (pleasantly) surprised when we got through the cold war, Cuban missile crisis, pollution.... 5L

THE 21ST -

TAGS: 1st day winter solstice
Rating: 4.69/5

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MissPriss - December 22, 2012, 1:31 am
Glad you like it Papa. Thanks
PapaFox - December 21, 2012, 8:48 pm

DIGITAL RADIO - The SOLUTION to the PROBLEM, that didn't EXIST! Because we just couldn't find those DEAD-SPOTS with ANALOG RADIOS.

TAGS: digital a***og police 1st responder emt fire
Rating: 3.75/5

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pzykosiz - October 15, 2010, 1:46 am
someone understands. 5l's

PHIL HARTMAN - "Hi,I'm Troy Maclure, you may remember me from......" R.I.P - Sept 24 1948 - May 28 1998

SAFETY 1ST PSA - Please, For The Love Life Buckle Up The Most Sacred Amongst Us.

TAGS: safety 1st
Rating: 3.88/5

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Bloodcrow - April 4, 2012, 10:34 am
i would say this was smart i mean hell think about it imagine getting into a head on collision you wont be a happy camper dying from being impaled from a keg.
R.S.Jake - February 23, 2010, 9:50 am
I like how the small one is in the Child Seat. 5 Foamy Heads
rerun - February 22, 2010, 7:58 pm

well, I am pretty close to Dallas.....too soon?
agdaniele - February 22, 2010, 7:57 pm
I just have to remember... Americans get 5... Canadians, 3.
agdaniele - February 22, 2010, 7:55 pm
LOL... I should've known that Rerun F Kennedy would figure me out!
GreyScorpion - February 22, 2010, 7:50 pm
thanks for the warning ;)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 22, 2010, 7:47 pm
That's why I stayed out of it .Yankee f***ers!!!....I'll be back later.
CANADA - February 22, 2010, 7:43 pm
In my aunts mustang you have to buckle up your 24 or the seat belt buzzer wont shut up. as soon as their is weight on the seat iy needs to be buckled up

WTF - I guess it's okay. I just don't want EVERYBODY doing it. 2nd thought, I don't want ANYBODY doing it.

TAGS: 1st equestrian horse
Rating: 3/5

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jejeloman - November 21, 2011, 9:31 pm
ouch XD lol
TWOEDGE - November 16, 2011, 8:48 pm

HEY GUYS - What Are You Looking At?

TAGS: hey guys what are you looking at 101st airborne
Rating: 2.62/5

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sickartist - December 11, 2009, 10:16 pm
Having been in the 101st 1969 thru 1972... fingers in the ears is the sign for waiting for a big boom.

Sweet Nothing -

TAGS: calendar february 1st fat love handles products
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - February 18, 2014, 1:33 pm
Oh, you have an opinion. Just, for the luv of gawd, don't share it with your wife!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 18, 2014, 11:17 am
My wife feels the 5ame way. I do too, but I'm a guy and this is a female product so I probably don't have an opinion, lol.

LOST MY NEEDLE - Another $1.20 wasted at a garage sale

Hay is for horses -

TAGS: may 1st
Rating: 4.5/5

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Silverheart - November 12, 2015, 10:15 pm



TAGS: 1st dance introduces her to the world or her version of it
Rating: 4.21/5

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Cubbybear - August 11, 2010, 11:30 pm
Gymnastics is even better. My son into robots only guarantees me a visit from a Terminator if he becomes really good at it.
rerun - August 11, 2010, 10:49 pm

mine is more into gymnastics now....she is on a state reknown team.
Cubbybear - August 11, 2010, 10:47 pm
I wish I have a daughter to hang with at dance class. My boy just makes robots
rerun - August 11, 2010, 10:41 pm

nope, wish I could take credit for them...on the wall at my daughter dance academy
Bartimaeus - August 11, 2010, 10:38 pm
That's really good! Your words? 5/5
Faceplant31 - August 11, 2010, 1:01 pm
5L rerun

ISN'T IT ANNOYING WHEN - The woman you love gives you 'that look' Only to utter those immortal words "Not tonight Hon, I have a headache"

TAGS: sept calendar challenge 1st house
Rating: 4/5

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mariand - September 1, 2011, 5:05 am
better than "you get no sammich tonight hon"...lol

CHEMISTRY - to make a really mean drink just remember lesson 1. Add acid.

TAGS: march 31st
Rating: 4/5

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MrDurden - November 12, 2010, 7:45 pm
Actually the LSD molecule is destroyed by alcohol.
R.S.Jake - March 31, 2010, 10:38 am
That's funny, my chemstry set looks just like that!


TAGS: history for november 1st
Rating: 3.81/5

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erock - February 11, 2010, 6:03 pm
hahahaha funny stuff. every now and then you dont want to think when you laugh.this poster makes that possible 5 l
Big V - December 30, 2009, 6:23 am
it Is amusing, but then I look at him with that saw... No ANSI rated eyewear, No steel-toed boots, No kevlar chaps and in shorts to boot... Be even funnier when he loses a limb.
agdaniele - November 1, 2009, 11:39 pm
Fitting for a noob.... it's better he learns early just how poorly the good ones are treated here.
Haarakkon - November 1, 2009, 11:37 pm
Seriously under-rated.
rockntractor - November 1, 2009, 10:06 pm
agdaniele - November 1, 2009, 9:42 pm
Fact it, stupid or not... it's original here... and funny. That says a lot! 5L
Produceman117 - November 1, 2009, 9:16 pm
HaHa! Yes, INCREDIBLY stupid. But thanks.
MrRandom - November 1, 2009, 9:12 pm
This is incredibly stupid, and funny. Got my lions.


TAGS: motifake monthly april 1st
Rating: 3.8/5

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Who Cares? - April 1, 2010, 11:46 pm
Sausage cave paintings make the baby jesus cry
spacedog - April 1, 2010, 8:02 pm
5Ls. Great job Face!
Faceplant31 - April 1, 2010, 12:41 pm
ROR! Very true matt. I would guess that Moo and rerun might spruce up the sausage cave with "body painting" but not actually have it take place there
Fatt Matt - April 1, 2010, 12:25 pm
As long as there is no body painting in the "sausage cave"...+5
Faceplant31 - April 1, 2010, 11:50 am
They are showing you how to paint some of cubby's lovely ladies. I don't think either would wanna touch any of us with a ten foot pole
R.S.Jake - April 1, 2010, 11:47 am
Now, the body painting article...are they showing how to body paint or painting us? This is important!
Faceplant31 - April 1, 2010, 11:44 am
Thanks guys!
GreyScorpion - April 1, 2010, 10:19 am
5 sausage caves!!
Cubbybear - April 1, 2010, 10:18 am
5/5 this is an classic!


MARK IT ON YOUR CALENDAR - February 17th Pitchers and Catchers report to Spring Training

TAGS: 1st sign that spring is near
Rating: 3.13/5

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ICEMAN - January 26, 2010, 3:56 pm
Faceplant31 - January 26, 2010, 3:41 pm

Inner Idiot -

TAGS: calendar august 1st alcohol idiot
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - August 2, 2017, 4:42 am
Sure does haha!
concern3 - August 2, 2017, 4:27 am
Alcohol increases the size of the idiot b***on by 92%.

Marriage vs Divorce -

TAGS: august 21st calendar divorce marriage
Rating: 5/5

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rerun - August 22, 2017, 8:33 pm

Nope, It's a lot more than that

Opinion -

Stupidity -

A fashionable silencer -

Très distinguished -

TAGS: september 1st calendar theme character
Rating: 5/5

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concern3 - September 2, 2017, 5:55 am
very true, UP yours

Last Drink Of The Night -

TAGS: calendar august 1st alcohol last drink regret
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - August 2, 2017, 4:24 am
concern3 - August 2, 2017, 4:23 am
OUCH, UP yours

Duck -

Action! -